thank God for…breakfast and single ladies

We have offically run out of things to thank God for when we begin to sing about maple syrup and country hams and asking all the single ladies to sing a stanza or two of beyonce in the middle of service because we “have a song on our hearts”.

Let me prove my point with the following videos:

Exhibit a—

My girl Thembi said it best about this one “Every time I think they ran out of foods to list they break out with another stanza! And ma’am in the red tunic has that bored look on her face because she knows she’s reading off the diner menu when she gets to “no mo’ mixed fruit.” Mixed Fruit is a menu item, not a legitimate food.” I’ll put my hallelujah on that…! I think the funniest thing to me is that the only thing these two care about leaving behind when they die is breakfast foods. And it looks like Ms. red tunic’s mouth isnt shy to a fork at all. Mmmhmmm

Exhibit b –

Excuse me while I testify– “I want to give honor to God, the Pastors, the deacon board, the trustees and mama ‘nem. I got a song on my heart and you know I really miss Lula ‘nem since she died and we didnt get to go pick out hats together. But in her honor –”

Case closed.